EVERYONE LOVES BEER, DUH NEW YORK TIMES

The New York Times asked a brewer in St. Louis, "So is there a limit to the number of craft brewers that locals are willing to support?" He said:

"Seriously? It's beer, answered Dylan Mosley, the head brewer for the Civil Life Brewing Company in south St. Louis. "You know how many people drink beer? If I opened a hamburger joint, nobody's going to be, like, "Hey, you know how many hamburger joints there are?" They'd be like, "Sweet! Another hamburger joint!"

Hahaha. Shut up, journalists!