Your face, right now.

Recently, I've started a new side project: @youngrooney. The idea behind it is what would Andy Rooney complain and care about if he was 23 in 2010. I think this entry proves exactly what the feed is trying to accomplish. If you have a tweeter, follow him now and join the fun.

Yale University has produced some of the most pompous, egotistical, horrible people I've ever met in my life.* With that in mind, this horrible (YET COMPLETELY YALE-APPROVED) admissions video is surprisingly apropos.

*Disclaimer: Yes, I'm 23, and didn't go to Yale. I have met six nice Yale grads, which I assure you is a very small percentage. I did race them enough times to truly understand how horrible the majority of their undergraduate athletes are. (And really, they are the worst.) In sum, can you imagine any other college making this video? No. This is a Yale thing, and it encapsulates why Yale sucks.

Another one bites the dust.

Normally, you buy the air freshener for the car. But, in this case, I think I'd consider buying a car for this air freshener.

I really like fucking with people on omegle.com. It's kind of sadistic, yes, but it's also kind of funny.

Mini Daddy, don't hurt 'em!

Wow, how incredible does this look!? The trading floor in Chicago's like "Lord of the Flies"!

Diddy, I'd be just as confused as you if a one got mixed in with my hundos.