Tee hee.

Daily commute? Not so bad. Better than gonorrhea (looking at you, Louisiana).

This image is via Faces of Rejected Bachelorettes, a Tumblr that should be preserved in the National Archive of Laffs, if it isn't already. But focusing in on Raichel, she has so much to cry about! We all know how hard the Manscaping industry was hit in the recent economic downturn. Chin up, Raichel! You'll get through this!

You may have more money than God, Shigeru Miyamoto, but you're still a huge nerd.

Certainly there is a "this is why we won the Civil War" joke in here somewhere.

Hey monkey! Give it back!