How "Christ, what an asshole!" is the answer to the New Yorker magazine caption contest. More here.

As a 23-year-old heterosexual male, I don't understand Justin Bieber at all. I don't get the haircut, I don't get the appeal, and I think that baby song is horrible. Granted, I didn't get the Jo Bros. either, but I at least can appreciate face-melting guitar solos.*

However it must be said that when it comes down to it, Bieber is 16-years-old and 5'3" tall. He is a tiny child, and what's the point of making fun of children for being stupid? There is no point. On the other hand, it must also be pointed out that Bieber, and that haircut, are Canadian...and suddenly, it all makes sense.

*Sarcasm, duh.

You guys, let's all pour some out for Hummer.

This makes too much sense.

This man once drove a Ferrari.

UPDATE: A PERSONALIZED Ferrari.

Three American heroes. (via Corey Green)

This picture is exactly what this week needed.

I have literally laughed at this for five minutes. (via Griggs)

This, and many more awesome abstractions of everyday life, are available here.