Skee-Lo was the best.

Morton Williams (or Morons Willing, or MoWi [if you're retarded]) is a chain of not-very-good grocery stores in New York. And, it turns out that their spelling chops leave something to be desired. Fitting!

Buyer's remorse! AM I RIGHT?

America is the greatest country in the world. This is why.

Dudes, I rarely make calls to action here on WESABIC (BAS!!! TOIT!!! LOL!!!), but this is a pretty dire situation. As you may know, each week at work our audience gets a chance to vote on what movie me and my boss Tara will have to watch, and this week, they're making a big, big mistake. As of now, I'm going to have to watch the awful Jennifer Lopez test tube baby movie. And this just can't happen.

Look how awesome "Oceans" looks! SO GOOD! Look at that whale breaching! COME ON! No one wants to see Jennifer Lopez make a bunch of turkey baster jokes! Who wants that? Besides the terrorists, I mean.

PLEASE CLICK HERE AND VOTE FOR "OCEANS."

Here's a puppy for your troubles

North Korea's elite military units, on the Pyongyang Parade Grounds.

Would I buy a Mets toaster? No. But would I eat a piece of Mets toast? I wouldn't not eat a piece of Mets toast.

Yesterday at work I ate a KFC Double Down on camera, because these are the things it takes to succeed in my line of work. The video is above, and you can read the blog post I wrote to go along with it here.

Man. Tourists are kind of the best worst aren't they?