Mikhail Prokhorov held his first press conference as owner of the New Jersey Nets. He fired the general manager, said he's probably going to change the Nets' name, and admitted he originally tried to buy the Knicks. And he also said stuff like this:

"I've never lost my cool. Even in love affairs," Prokhorov said.

"We have a lot in common because we are both self-made, and I look forward to hanging out with him," Prokhorov said [of Nets minority owner Jay-Z].

The guy is the greatest. More here.

And that's the whole point of this stupid blog I made when I was drunk (true story). This site is only about awesome things. Therefore, this website will now only be about awesome things. There will not be things that suck, or things that get made fun of, or anything else stupid. Only awesome things. If you want to see things get made fun of, this is the Internet, and you should Google "places I can see celebrities get make fun of." Hundreds of millions of options. Not here, though, this is a website only for awesome things and awesome people. Therefore, no more making fun of celebrities, TV shows, or anything else on this blog unless they awesomely deserve it. Schadenfreude is overrated. That is all.