Via work IM, today:

[13:33] Tara Ariano: Can I just say, you and Ashton Kutcher could be bros. He even talks like you.

[13:34] Will Edmondson: Is that a compliment?

[13:34] Tara Ariano: Sure. I like him.

[13:34] Will Edmondson: Are you saying I'm going to nail a cougar and wear fedoras around?

[13:35] Tara Ariano: He just gave a really smart answer about Twitter/TV convergence.

[13:37] Will Edmondson: So, you're saying that I should be flattered that Ashton Kutcher, and his insanely obnoxious Twitter feed, cougar wife, and step-daughters who are old enough to be his younger sisters, reminds you of me. Is that what you're saying?

[13:38] Tara Ariano: Exactly.

[13:38] Will Edmondson: You are the worst.