Mikhail Prokhorov held his first press conference as owner of the New Jersey Nets. He fired the general manager, said he's probably going to change the Nets' name, and admitted he originally tried to buy the Knicks. And he also said stuff like this:

"I've never lost my cool. Even in love affairs," Prokhorov said.

"We have a lot in common because we are both self-made, and I look forward to hanging out with him," Prokhorov said [of Nets minority owner Jay-Z].

The guy is the greatest. More here.