Stephon Marbury's going to play for Shanxi in the Chinese Basketball Association. Yes, it's crazy, but then again, it's probably the most rational thing Starbury's done in a long time. More power to him.

But then, at the end of the ESPN article, comes this gem:

Shanxi last season hired former NBA player Bonzi Wells, who scored as many as 50 points a game. The contract ended after less than two months when Wells went on vacation but failed to return on time.

HAHAHA! I'm sorry, WHAT!? You crazy for this one, Bonzi!