I like my puppies like I like my wome...forget it.

Whoa! Wow! Whoa! Can I touch them? No!

My roommate didn't want to drink his beer. So I filmed this video with my iPhone and put it on YouTube. He's drinking the beer now. He says he likes it.

No, dog, you put that in your mouth! Not on your mouth! You can't chew with your nose!

Awesome. Just awesome.