Warren Buffett, hero. And now, fashion plate!

Coincidentally, this picture could've been taken in my dorm room, circa 2007 as well.

No, dog, you put that in your mouth! Not on your mouth! You can't chew with your nose!

Yes, these are real, and yes, they are stupid.

UPDATE: My source (@crcolbert) would like me to point out that they cost $545. Even stupider.