Look, I'm not going to pretend to understand fashion or who Lady GaGa is other than the "Poker Face" and "Just Dance" singer thing. But if in two months a man unzips his "GaGa" suit and reveals himself to have been fucking with us for the past year, don't say I didn't warn you.

Yes, these are real, and yes, they are stupid.

UPDATE: My source (@crcolbert) would like me to point out that they cost $545. Even stupider.