Yale University has produced some of the most pompous, egotistical, horrible people I've ever met in my life.* With that in mind, this horrible (YET COMPLETELY YALE-APPROVED) admissions video is surprisingly apropos.

*Disclaimer: Yes, I'm 23, and didn't go to Yale. I have met six nice Yale grads, which I assure you is a very small percentage. I did race them enough times to truly understand how horrible the majority of their undergraduate athletes are. (And really, they are the worst.) In sum, can you imagine any other college making this video? No. This is a Yale thing, and it encapsulates why Yale sucks.